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My Mythical Dream Relationship

My mythical dream first date: Him:  I know this is our first date and we’ve only been talking for a couple of hours, but.. do you want to get married? Me:  Vegas? Him: I’ll drive. Me:  I don’t know if I want to be stuck for 4 hours in a car with an almost stranger  …   Let’s fly. Him: Okay.  I’ll arrange the flights and send the uber for you in….  how …Read More