I’d like to say that I’m my own person and that all of my ideas and first impressions of the world were formulated and found by me, moi, and yours truly. That I was born into a world that could be my oyster. I was born into a family where a big brother already existed. I was born into his world. He took his big brother responsibility so seriously, sometimes I feel like …Read More
Mark your calendars sweet peeps! September 18th 9PM Flappers Comedy Club Burbank – Yoo Hoo Room 102 East Magnolia, Burbank, CA 91502 TICKETS: $10.00 Purchase tix @ http://flapperscomedy.com/site/index.php?pg=showdetail_page&meetid=014c6ba0147af8f&id=31448
A guy a used to know bought Donald Sutherland’s house. From my understanding, he bought it from the owner who bought it from Donald Sutherland. The owner in-between only owned it for a couple of years, and made no changes to it. The guy I used to know hadn’t met Donald Sutherland, but the many selling points of the home were the adjustments and renovations the famous Hollywood icon had made, including an indoor …Read More
Come check me out on Wednesday, July 23, 2014 @ Flappers Comedy Club
My mythical dream first date: Him: I know this is our first date and we’ve only been talking for a couple of hours, but.. do you want to get married? Me: Vegas? Him: I’ll drive. Me: I don’t know if I want to be stuck for 4 hours in a car with an almost stranger … Let’s fly. Him: Okay. I’ll arrange the flights and send the uber for you in…. how …Read More
My nephew wants me to play Minecraft with him. He brings his ipad, I have my ipad, and somehow, we are supposed to play together or against each other. What I’m trying to say is, I don’t get it. There’s this parent movement called “use your words.” He can’t use his words to explain the who, what, where, and why of the game. I need to know all of these …Read More
On a drive on a sunny California Day, one of my good girlfriends remarked, “Golf courses are a waste of space for the rich.” It’s a sentiment that stuck with me. Only because I disagreed with it, on all levels. I don’t have negative feelings towards golf courses, or the rich. I find golf courses to have a certain elegance. I like to golf. I’d be lying if I said …Read More
I just read a post by a male who said that V. Stiviano deserved to be punched in the face. He proceeded to call her a prostitute, c-word, and a bunch of other names. What’s with the anger bro? Go for a run or a swim or jump in the ocean, cool off. I don’t like sucker-punching. That’s a coward’s move, and V. Stiviano was sucker-punched. Some people might argue …Read More