I’d like to say that I’m my own person and that all of my ideas and first impressions of the world were formulated and found by me, moi, and yours truly. That I was born into a world that could be my oyster. I was born into a family where a big brother already existed. I was born into his world. He took his big brother responsibility so seriously, sometimes I feel like …Read More
Screw The Man Flappers Comedy Show In Burbank
Mark your calendars sweet peeps! September 18th 9PM Flappers Comedy Club Burbank – Yoo Hoo Room 102 East Magnolia, Burbank, CA 91502 TICKETS: $10.00 Purchase tix @ http://flapperscomedy.com/site/index.php?pg=showdetail_page&meetid=014c6ba0147af8f&id=31448
Melanie Baldonado @ Flappers Comedy Club 7.23.14, 7:30PM
Come check me out on Wednesday, July 23, 2014 @ Flappers Comedy Club
My Mythical Dream Relationship
My mythical dream first date: Him: I know this is our first date and we’ve only been talking for a couple of hours, but.. do you want to get married? Me: Vegas? Him: I’ll drive. Me: I don’t know if I want to be stuck for 4 hours in a car with an almost stranger … Let’s fly. Him: Okay. I’ll arrange the flights and send the uber for you in…. how …Read More
Minecraft, it’s what all the cool kids are playing
My nephew wants me to play Minecraft with him. He brings his ipad, I have my ipad, and somehow, we are supposed to play together or against each other. What I’m trying to say is, I don’t get it. There’s this parent movement called “use your words.” He can’t use his words to explain the who, what, where, and why of the game. I need to know all of these …Read More
Golf Courses and Rich People. Oh and one more thing: I want to be RICH. REAL RICH.
On a drive on a sunny California Day, one of my good girlfriends remarked, “Golf courses are a waste of space for the rich.” It’s a sentiment that stuck with me. Only because I disagreed with it, on all levels. I don’t have negative feelings towards golf courses, or the rich. I find golf courses to have a certain elegance. I like to golf. I’d be lying if I said …Read More
The Punching of V. Stiviano
I just read a post by a male who said that V. Stiviano deserved to be punched in the face. He proceeded to call her a prostitute, c-word, and a bunch of other names. What’s with the anger bro? Go for a run or a swim or jump in the ocean, cool off. I don’t like sucker-punching. That’s a coward’s move, and V. Stiviano was sucker-punched. Some people might argue …Read More